Before you call me a nerd, walk a mile in my shoes. Now you’re a mile away from me, and you’re wearing Crocs. Who’s the nerd now?
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Ah, thanks FDA.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.
I suspect most people will relate to this due to it taking a similar approach to mass appeal that horoscopes do. I even relate to it, aside from the immoral part.
Also, take note of how illegal and immoral are both listed, since one does not cover the other and vice versa.
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